“On a scale of something to something else I’m…I’m…fuck.”
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“Ask yourself-‘Just how stupid is that thing I’m about to say? Is it maybe stupid enough never to say it?’”
“I’m pretty sure that I’m missing something right now. But I’m equally sure that drinking is the way to finding out what that is.”
“Smell? Me? How could somebody as conspicuously put together as I am possibly smell like ‘farts and whiskey’?”
Shameful Shamelss plug time: This here’s my day job, only moderately less stupid than my hobby of sticking things I have said onto stock images of owls. If you could give us a gander, (and follow us @DigBoston ) I’d love you forever.
Hoot Hoot,
Hungover Owls
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“It appears I need to clarify-when I said, “Ask me later.” what I meant was “Never ask me anything, ever again.”
“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”