May 30, 2012
“I don’t know where we are, but I think we should leave. I don’t know where we should go, but we need to be there.”

“I don’t know where we are, but I think we should leave. I don’t know where we should go, but we need to be there.”

May 29, 2012
“I could have said those things I said much better…or not at all. Not at all was probably my best bet.”

“I could have said those things I said much better…or not at all. Not at all was probably my best bet.”

May 26, 2012
“I can’t feel my face and my ass is on fire. This is exactly why you shouldn’t black out on nickle wing night.”

“I can’t feel my face and my ass is on fire. This is exactly why you shouldn’t black out on nickle wing night.”

May 24, 2012
“I wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic, but…well, let’s just say I have to think long and hard about whether or not I really need that aspirin.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic, but…well, let’s just say I have to think long and hard about whether or not I really need that aspirin.”

May 23, 2012
“I feel like somebody’s trying to land a jumbo jet in my sinuses and they’re doing so…very…slowly.”

“I feel like somebody’s trying to land a jumbo jet in my sinuses and they’re doing so…very…slowly.”

May 22, 2012
“Oof. I don’t know how much rest I needed, but it sure as shit wasn’t what I got.”

“Oof. I don’t know how much rest I needed, but it sure as shit wasn’t what I got.”

May 21, 2012
“Wait, do you hear that? That ‘sploshing’ noise…I…I think I liquified my brain.” 

“Wait, do you hear that? That ‘sploshing’ noise…I…I think I liquified my brain.” 

May 19, 2012
“Look-I’m tired and this is stupid, and…I’m tired and this is stupid.”

“Look-I’m tired and this is stupid, and…I’m tired and this is stupid.”

May 17, 2012
“Yeah…I’m thinking that I’m gonna have to officially file alcohol as a “short-term solution” to this whole “deepening depression” thing.”

“Yeah…I’m thinking that I’m gonna have to officially file alcohol as a “short-term solution” to this whole “deepening depression” thing.”

May 16, 2012
“Well, that was fun. That was all of the fun. All of the fun is gone.”

“Well, that was fun. That was all of the fun. All of the fun is gone.”