February 5, 2012
“I’m pretty sure that I’m missing something right now. But I’m equally sure that drinking is the way to finding out what that is.”

“I’m pretty sure that I’m missing something right now. But I’m equally sure that drinking is the way to finding out what that is.”

February 3, 2012
“Smell? Me? How could somebody as conspicuously put together as I am possibly smell like ‘farts and whiskey’?”

“Smell? Me? How could somebody as conspicuously put together as I am possibly smell like ‘farts and whiskey’?”

February 2, 2012
Shameful Shamelss plug time: This here’s my day job, only moderately less stupid than my hobby of sticking things I have said onto stock images of owls. If you could give us a gander, (and follow us @DigBoston ) I’d love you forever. 
Hoot Hoot,
Hungover Owls
digboston:

That’s right Go Pats! Pick up this week’s issue of DigBoston for the ultimate Super Bowl Survival guide this Sunday. And J. Pat gives his take on why Boston is used to winning.

Shameful Shamelss plug time: This here’s my day job, only moderately less stupid than my hobby of sticking things I have said onto stock images of owls. If you could give us a gander, (and follow us @DigBoston ) I’d love you forever. 

Hoot Hoot,

Hungover Owls

digboston:

That’s right Go Pats! Pick up this week’s issue of DigBoston for the ultimate Super Bowl Survival guide this Sunday. And J. Pat gives his take on why Boston is used to winning.

February 2, 2012
“It appears I need to clarify-when I said, “Ask me later.” what I meant was “Never ask me anything, ever again.”

“It appears I need to clarify-when I said, “Ask me later.” what I meant was “Never ask me anything, ever again.”

January 31, 2012
“Today has already sucked a full day’s worth and the clock only just hit double digits.”

“Today has already sucked a full day’s worth and the clock only just hit double digits.”

January 30, 2012
“It’s okay. You got this. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks.”

“It’s okay. You got this. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks. Deep breaths, familiar landmarks.”

January 27, 2012
“I’m not defending my actions, I just…don’t want to held accountable for them.”

“I’m not defending my actions, I just…don’t want to held accountable for them.”

January 26, 2012
“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”

“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”

January 24, 2012
“I regret everything. I regret last night especially everything.”

“I regret everything. I regret last night especially everything.”

January 22, 2012
“Okay. There’s got to be some way I can get out of this room without finding out whose hand that is.”

“Okay. There’s got to be some way I can get out of this room without finding out whose hand that is.”