January 27, 2012
“I’m not defending my actions, I just…don’t want to held accountable for them.”

“I’m not defending my actions, I just…don’t want to held accountable for them.”

8:57am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyFS4baA
(Notes: 359)
  
January 26, 2012
“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”

“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”

8:54am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyFOhBPK
(Notes: 272)
  
January 24, 2012
“I regret everything. I regret last night especially everything.”

“I regret everything. I regret last night especially everything.”

9:04am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyFHwZEN
(Notes: 225)
  
January 22, 2012
“Okay. There’s got to be some way I can get out of this room without finding out whose hand that is.”

“Okay. There’s got to be some way I can get out of this room without finding out whose hand that is.”

5:14pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyFCLS7l
(Notes: 419)
  
January 20, 2012
“Woah, this is not what it looks like. He was just showing me around…the broom closet. For six hours.”

“Woah, this is not what it looks like. He was just showing me around…the broom closet. For six hours.”

12:55pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyF4H1iB
(Notes: 433)
  
January 18, 2012
“SOPA/PIPA blackout? I’ll show you SOPA/PIPA blac-blarghhh”

“SOPA/PIPA blackout? I’ll show you SOPA/PIPA blac-blarghhh”

11:16pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyE-hVZ-
(Notes: 224)
  
January 16, 2012
“I regret the events of this weekend. The exact nature of my participation in those events is, however, irrelevant.” 

“I regret the events of this weekend. The exact nature of my participation in those events is, however, irrelevant.” 

8:13am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyEsMEBk
(Notes: 348)
  
January 13, 2012
“This hurts less than anything else I’ve done, so this is what I’m going to do.”

“This hurts less than anything else I’ve done, so this is what I’m going to do.”

9:25am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLnKDyEiFuM7
(Notes: 460)
  
January 11, 2012
“Look-wherever giving a fuck is, I’m like, totally past that right now. Here’s fucks, and like, far off in the distance, is me.”

“Look-wherever giving a fuck is, I’m like, totally past that right now. Here’s fucks, and like, far off in the distance, is me.”

5:45pm  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZLnKDyEdBLEh
(Notes: 766)
  
January 10, 2012
“Well, with that amount I don’t remember, at least I could make a pretty compelling case for this year just not having technically started yet.”

“Well, with that amount I don’t remember, at least I could make a pretty compelling case for this year just not having technically started yet.”

8:08am  |   URL: http://tumblr.com/ZLnKDyEYsw9d
(Notes: 329)