“WHY IS MY FACE GONE? MY FACE ISN’T HERE. OH MY GOD-I DRANK AWAY MY FACE.”
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May 15, 2012
May 14, 2012
“Smell that? That’s what hate smells like. And maybe a little urine. It’s been rough morning.”
May 12, 2012
“If I had a dollar for ever time I blacked out masturbating…man, I’d have a whole bunch of depressing dollars.”
May 10, 2012
“I said ‘I’ll take care of it when I get to it.’ I’ve now said it twice. There won’t be a third time.”
May 9, 2012
“Not making eye contact today. Don’t deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.”
May 8, 2012
“Alright- so I’m lookin’ at an hour or two on the toilet, and then I can get crackin’ on the day. Let’s do this.”
May 6, 2012
“Oof. I’m a like burrito stuffed with soreness and shame right now.”
May 4, 2012
“Oh, the eye? There was a…yesterday that happened. I ran straight into a yesterday.”
May 2, 2012
“I’m pretty sure there’s a whole bunch of things I forgot to do…but I’m also pretty sure I didn’t really want to do them, so it’s all good.”
April 30, 2012
“I swear, the distance between my bed and the bathroom sink is gettings longer every day.”
