July 30, 2012
“I know I can’t put off dealing with my problems forever…but I sure as Hell can try.”

“I know I can’t put off dealing with my problems forever…but I sure as Hell can try.”

July 29, 2012
“Dude, what do you want from me right now? If it’s not ‘eat pizza and watch the Olympics’ then I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

“Dude, what do you want from me right now? If it’s not ‘eat pizza and watch the Olympics’ then I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

July 27, 2012
“Did…did I do the thing I think I did? Oh God, I DID, didn’t I?”

“Did…did I do the thing I think I did? Oh God, I DID, didn’t I?”

July 25, 2012
“SEE THIS? SEE MY FACE? SEE HOW IT IS IN YOUR FACE? THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW WITH TALKING!”

“SEE THIS? SEE MY FACE? SEE HOW IT IS IN YOUR FACE? THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW WITH TALKING!”

July 23, 2012
“Oh, please go ahead. I feel like somebody just attached my face with a nailgun. There is nothing you can say to me that I’ll make me feel any worse.”

“Oh, please go ahead. I feel like somebody just attached my face with a nailgun. There is nothing you can say to me that I’ll make me feel any worse.”

July 22, 2012
“If it’s about my behavior last night, just…skip it. I know everything about myself that I’m comfortable with knowing.”

“If it’s about my behavior last night, just…skip it. I know everything about myself that I’m comfortable with knowing.”

July 20, 2012
“Of course I’ve got a drinking problem-two hands and only one…only one…Holy Shit do I feel bad.”

“Of course I’ve got a drinking problem-two hands and only one…only one…Holy Shit do I feel bad.”

July 19, 2012
“Oh, don’t let me forget- I was supposed to talk with you about your drinking too much, but…I’m not really feeling up to it right now. Let’s table that for later.”

“Oh, don’t let me forget- I was supposed to talk with you about your drinking too much, but…I’m not really feeling up to it right now. Let’s table that for later.”

July 17, 2012
“Do you smell that? That’s the smell of serious. So, seriously, shut the fuck up.”

“Do you smell that? That’s the smell of serious. So, seriously, shut the fuck up.”

July 15, 2012
“I did a bunch of stupid shit and now I feel like crap and I know those two things are connected but I swear to God, if you point that out I’ll kill you.”

“I did a bunch of stupid shit and now I feel like crap and I know those two things are connected but I swear to God, if you point that out I’ll kill you.”