“I know I can’t put off dealing with my problems forever…but I sure as Hell can try.”
“Dude, what do you want from me right now? If it’s not ‘eat pizza and watch the Olympics’ then I’m afraid I can’t help you.”
“SEE THIS? SEE MY FACE? SEE HOW IT IS IN YOUR FACE? THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW WITH TALKING!”
“Oh, please go ahead. I feel like somebody just attached my face with a nailgun. There is nothing you can say to me that I’ll make me feel any worse.”
“If it’s about my behavior last night, just…skip it. I know everything about myself that I’m comfortable with knowing.”
“Oh, don’t let me forget- I was supposed to talk with you about your drinking too much, but…I’m not really feeling up to it right now. Let’s table that for later.”